thecouchpolit (thecouchpolit) wrote in future_liberals,

those skittles

"NEW HAVEN, Connecticut (AP) -- Michael Sheridan was stripped of his title as class vice president, barred from attending an honors student dinner and suspended for a day after buying a bag of Skittles from a classmate.School spokeswoman Catherine Sullivan-DeCarlo says the New Haven school system banned candy sales in 2003 as part of a districtwide school wellness policy. Michael's suspension has been reduced from three days to one, but he has not been reinstated as class vice president. He says he didn't realize his candy purchase was against the rules -- although he did notice the student selling the Skittles on February 26 was being secretive. "

The Wellness Policy is presumably geared toward enforcing Wellness!! BE WELL! Or get sacked!! So, the lesson of the day for Michael Sheridan was: next time when you buy Skittles/Pot/Crack or whatever from a classmate, don't get caught!! That is some Wellness Policy, my friends. I want to know what happened to the guy who sold Skittles. 20 years maximum security prison for pushing illegal sugar? Shot dead during hot pursuit? Was he an undercover cop?
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